HOW TO MAKE A PREACHER’S WIFE HAPPY (For the Congregation)
RULES:
1.   When the new minister and his wife arrive, before she removes her hat or unpacks the dishes, telephone her that she will be expected to teach a Sunday School class, become president of the Missionary Society, sponsor a young people’s society, and teach a training class.
2.   Call her to the phone often; any trivial [...]
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